4/3/2023 0 Comments Blobert vs. the world![]() Our last scenario involved his holding some Ninja NPCs scabbard while he fought Raistlin."ĮL DISGUSTO: "It was all about your characters proving you were worthy to hold Shinobi's scabbard. WEASLY CRUSHER: "So what are we supposed to do now? We're all diced up with no place to go."ĭEVIANT BOY: "Well luckily El Disgusto has been working on a D&D campaign."ĮL DISGUSTO: "I got a great idea for a scenario guys."īLOBERT SMITH: "I lack enthusiasm. ME: "Well you don't have to introduce them to El Disgusto."ĮL DISGUSTO: "You're lucky the Stick Of Pain is propping up a window." I think a lot of girls are intimidated by a big dick." JOHNNY TANGENT: "How did it go? I'd really like to hear how- Oh look! Something shiny!"ĭEVIANT BOY: "I'm not having much luck lately bringing ladies home. You didn't do an ounce of planning for your game because you were too busy trying to get laid?" It'll probably all get shut down in a storm of gnashing teeth and lawsuits." millions of computers talking to each other and exchanging information."īLOBERT SMITH: "I don't think much of that. ME: "Oh you mean that Internet thing I've read about." JOHNNY TANGENT: "You know I found this game on the web that combines Vampire LARPing with Karaoke." WEASLY CRUSHER: "Maybe its just as well, I heard playing RIFTS causes eye injuries."ĭEVIANT BOY: "Well I'm sorry but I was bar hopping a lot last week and didn't get a chance to plan anything." ME: "What? We'd been planning this all week!" Here is my RIFTS character, he is a Werewolf Glitterboy with self esteem issues and a degree in cosmetology."ĭEVIANT BOY: "Actually there won't be a RIFTS game tonight." Was it natural causes or did the mirror trigger a kind of budgie-buliema?"īLOBERT SMITH: "Well enough about such tawdry matters. JOHNNY TANGENT: ".and no one knows how Peaches died. ![]() ME: "When I tell my therapist about you guys he just doesn't believe me." WEASLY CRUSHER: "What? I thought is was just his penis."ĮL DISGUSTO: "I think we are mature enough to move beyond that."ĭEVIANT BOY: "If anything the whole incident has made us closer." ![]() JOHNNY TANGENT: "You know this reminds me of an interesting story about parakeet mirrors."īLOBERT SMITH: "I think Weasly is curious as to why you are no longer disturbed or upset by the fact that your beloved Asenath once impaled herself on El Disgusto's flaming manpole." WEASLY CRUSHER: "But isn't it kind of awkward?" ME: "Wow what a surprise to find you two being roommates."ĭEVIANT BOY: "I couldn't make the rent on this place by myself."ĮL DISGUSTO: "Well I had to get the Hell out of my parents' basement. My ego wounded I retreated to the world of bloodthirsty orks and shifty-eyed gnomes. A very sexy disaster but a disaster nonetheless. Like most men I went with the crazy redhead and it ended in disaster. For a time I couldn't decide which of the two I was date exclusively. The last few months of my life had seen much dating, in fact I had been torn between a very pretty and level headed brunette and a deeply disturbed redhead. In regard to gaming I was like one of the orange blobs in a lava lamp, for a time I would gain buoyancy and float away but again and again I would lose heat and find myself sinking back down to the gaming table. CONSIDER THIS A THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED PATIENCE. I POSTED THIS BECAUSE I FEEL GUILTY THE COMIC 'IN THE PIT' WAS DELAYED.
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